Love...

The two new loves of my life...

Earth Day...Gloria I hate birds!

Earth Day this year began very early for me this year, 5:03 AM to be exact. I apparently fell asleep on the couch because I woke up at 5:03 on the couch feeling gross and a little grumpy that I was going to have to get up, brush my teeth (I HAVE to brush my teeth before bed no matter what) and move to my bed.

I finally make it to my bed. I lay down and my bed feels so nice and comfortable. I was so excited for sleep...but then misfortune struck. This dang retarded bird outside my window started singing SO LOUD. Not just a little bit of loud signing, A LOT of loud singing. This bird is a complete idiot, the sun wasn't even up yet. What kind of bird sings before the sun? Usually sounds while I sleep don't bother me at all, but this bird was being so incredibly annoying. I lay there fuming and hoping/imagining that maybe a coyote would come out of the woods and eat this stupid bird. Unfortunately no coyote came to my rescue. Instead I had to wait a whole hour for this bird from hell to stop chirping so I could get some sleep. I feel that this is further proof that birds are from hell and have no souls. Apparently they have no respect for others sleep either. What a way to begin Washington's favorite holiday...

I then spent the rest of Earth Day spring cleaning. Followed by a wonderful non Eco-friendly trip to the dump :) So take that bird, I hope you choke on my trash!

I must admit I am not completely heartless on Earth Day.....I hugged a tree in it's honor. I do love the earth despite the dumb birds I have to share it with.